True Story

Today I visited the Post Office to pick up a certified letter. The woman behind the glass took the slip and went to retrieve my envelope. On her walk back, I could tell she had a sneeze brewing.

"Oh god, don't sneeze your snot on my letter," I thought.

Sure enough, right in front of me, she blew a big one and used my mail as a sneeze guard to cover her nose/mouth area. When she realized what she had done, she tried to wipe it off with the sleeve of her sweatshirt, but the damage was done.

So, I did the only thing I could do, and that was to lean in towards the glass divider and politely whisper "You're fucking disgusting."

Freshman College Girls Beware

Don't plan any spring break trips for Peru.
Just saying....



Copy/Paste if it doesn't hightlight

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2009/11/peruvian-gang-allegedly-killed-for-human-fat-for-cosmetics/1

Last nice day?

I'm fairly certain the weather will become horribly cold very soon, so I am going to make the most of today and get outside as soon as I post this.

NYC Marathon

Watched the marathon from my friend Myles' new apartment, overlooking 1st avenue. The last competition I was in was the 2005 KA Keg Race.
But, someday I'll compete in this race and beat Joel Hoelscher.

Look at these Assholes.

If I ever make it to CNN's front page, it will not be for anything as stupid as this.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/index.html

Experiment

I'll update with results every day. Now, click an advert.
Thank You for participating.
Feel free to check out OLDER posts too. Theres not many, but some might be funny.
So go look at them and click on some shit there too. Thanks.

Hack Fest

This weekend I filmed a Yahoo Hack Fest. The biggest laugh was when some dude's presentation said a restaurant "ricks". ( I'm guessing he meant to type sucks?) Minor typo, but it lead to big laughs amongst the html crowd. 0101010 code is cool.

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